TECHNICIANTHE BEDROOM TECHNICIAN

The Bedroom Technician knows everything about sex. After his first few sexual experiences were embarrassing and frustrating, he went on a quest to become a bedroom stud that women would sexually respond to.

To this end, he’s bought endless books on sexual technique. He’s spent countless nights reading information on the internet, continually learning new sexual positions, new ways to hit the G-spot, new ways to do everything. He always craves more information about sex. No matter how much he’s read it’s never enough, he always wants to know more, more,more.

To The Bedroom Technician, sex is a matter of angles and inches, positions and correct stimulation. Everything he does in bed is technically perfect. He’ll even log onto the internet and give advice, and guys will look up to him as an online sex guru.

Despite all his knowledge, his girlfriend is frustrated with him. She wants a man to fuck her, not a scientist performing gynecology experiments. He doesn’t understand that
complex physical technique really doesn’t make you any better in bed. It sounds impressive on an internet forum, but in real life it’s ineffective.

Ultimately, the problem of The Bedroom Technician is that he thinks too much and tries to “figure out” sex. Instead of doing this, he should use basic physical technique and
concentrate his efforts on providing extraordinary psychological stimulation.

What do all of these archetypes have in common?
Each one of them represents someone who is deficient in one of the Four Elements of sexuality. More specifically, someone who is deficient in one of the Four psychological Elements of sexuality. These psychological Elements are the foundation of good sex.