Saturday, June 13, 2009

MONOTONOUSTHE MONOTONOUS PLODDER

The Monotonous Plodder will have sex with a girl a few times, and it’ll be great. She’ll cum multiple times and start to develop strong emotions towards him. Because he’s doingeverything right in the bedroom, she soon wants a relationship with him.
The problem is, after the initial “honeymoon” period of the relationship, the sex starts to go downhill. It’s nothing sudden or dramatic, but after a while it just doesn’t seem like the
spark is there anymore. The girl loses interest, and breaks up with him.

The Monotonous Plodder will then write this off as inevitable, because people inevitably get bored with having sex with each other for an extended period of time. But this isn’t true. A guy who is creative and good in bed can keep a sexual relationship fresh and exciting for a lifetime.

So then, what was the plodder’s mistake? He was doing everything right in the beginning. What he didn’t realize though, is that too much of a good thing is a bad thing. He didn’t add any Variety into the sexual relationship. Instead of an irresistible desire, sex became a scheduled obligation for the girl. She knew exactly what was going to happen, when it
was going to happen, and how it was going to happen. This monotony killed the sexual attraction she felt for him.

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